Joke Of the Day

Mahathir, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.While they were all there together, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.Putin asks to call Russia and talk for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.Finally Mahathir gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Mahathir got to call Malaysia so cheaply.The devil smiles and replies: "Since Najib took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."


A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.Meanwhile... .Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read :To: My Loving WifeSubject: I've reachedDate: 16 Mar 2008I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and weare allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.I've just arrived and have been checked in.I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!